University of Fantasy Ball

Let’s start with the four teams that have jumped out to a 2-0 start.
Last year, three teams started 2-0—Do Your Job, Trust My Process, and the defending champ, Ga Ga Ga GUNIT!
What did they all have in common? Playoff appearances.

This year, the 2-0 clubs are:

• Ale’s Club
• Traffic Cones
• More Life
• Remember the Pat (lol, how do you do this?!!! … I’m poaching your head coach for next season.)

Week 2 Headlines

• Two brutal losses:
  My Jets fell to the now 2-0 More Life, with Aubrey proving he was worth every red cent.
  Meanwhile, the Revenge of the Semifinals went down between G’s Unit and Traffic Cones, and the Cones got their revenge in high-scoring fashion. That one lived up to the hype.
• On the opposite end:
  • Jerry’s World, lost in dementia land, put up just 65 points.
  • Ball So Hard wasn’t balling, managing 60 points.
  • Blackup matched Jerry with 65 points.
  • And Do Your Job outdid them all… with a measly 56 points.
  Truly a week of haves and have-nots.

Trouble in Paradise: The 0-2 Club

Four teams find themselves in the danger zone at 0-2:

• Ball So Hard
• Catch These Hands
• G Unit
• Jerry’s World

For perspective:

• Last year, Killa started 0-2 and narrowly missed the playoffs.
• Catch These Hands stayed true to form and didn’t make it.
• Smash and Dash started 0-2 but still clawed their way into the postseason.

So history says it’s not over yet—but the margin for error is shrinking fast.

Three Burning Questions for Week 3

1. Will the 2025 champion come from a 2-0 team?
2. Which 0-2 team will beat the odds and make the playoffs? Or will someone go winless?
3. Which 2-0 squad takes the first L? Do we have a true contender that can stay undefeated?

We’ll start to get answers this week. Good luck to everyone—except Ale’s Club!

Who let the dawgs out?!
Let’s go, fellas!